I haven’t written in a while. I have been crazy busy with work and school and such.
In my midst of running around like a chicken without a head, I lost one of my favorite accessories in my collection: my heart clock pendant by Marc Jacobs:
Yesterday, I felt the chain fall down my neck. The pendant was gone. In the words of my baby niece Natalya, it was “no where to be found”. I feel disappointed from it. My mother bought it for me. The only positive spin on this unfortunate situation is that it will push me to get to the Marc Jacobs store down on Bleecker St. I have been meaning to go because I heard they were having a great sale. MJ here I come.
On another note, my beginning of the week writer’s block has extended into today. This has lead to me writing in letter form. Sad, but true. And now look at me! Wasted away to practically NUTHING. Dramatic much?
(Yes, I just posted a clip from The Little Mermaid. It just makes me laugh!)
Dearest my beautiful readers,
The past two days here in NY have been rainy. Today, the sun is out again and life is resuming back to normal. I would like to address what seems to be an issue here in the five boroughs; bigger than the transit cutbacks, maybe even bigger than the signing of the new healthcare bill. The issue, my beauties, is feet. Friends and facebook statuses have shared their disturbing experiences of seeing exposed, unmanicured toes. Now, ladies (and gentlemen who wear open toed shoes) I know you are excited that the lovely weather has arrived. But before you thoughtlessly shove your crusty toes into anything that remotely resembles an opened toed shoe, please give a little TLC to your feet. Do not shock the world with your toes that have been hibernating all winter long. It’s not only adding to the pollution of our city, it is also possibly effecting the appetites and moods of NYers who have to catch a glipse of your lack of common courtesy. I have a few suggestions regarding this matter:
1-Get a pedicure. If you don’t have the money, I know a few people who would be more than happy to lend you $10
2-Give yourself a pedicure. And please include a deep scrubbing of your calluses with a foot stone
3-Wear Chinese slippers. I will forgive you. Well, maybe.
4-Stay home
No one deserves the pain that comes along with having to sit next to crusty feet carelessly thrown into an Old Navy flip flop on the train. Do good for your city and take care of your feet. Please.
Best,
d
♥Considering my recent writer’s block, I am more than open to suggestions for future entries. It’s been challenging in the past few days to get past the unavoidable ugly (and no not just rotten feet) and write about the beauty in life. I’m searching for inspiration and your words might just help. Inspiration is a chain. So, pass it along.
Have a great week!♥
Below is a clip of a great comedian who addresses the issue of men’s exposed feet: Take notes for yourself or your man. And thanks to Laura for putting me on to a funny dude. Just click on “Sebastian Maniscalco – Men’s Feet”!
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